The Actors' Prayer
Oh Great Director-in-the-Sky
Do you ever look down and wonder why?
I flip them burgers night and day;
Sell appliances to make ends meet;
Hand out flyers on the street.
Help my dream come to fruition;
Let me win just one audition!
It doesn't have to be for major bucks;
But hey God, sometimes, my life sucks!
Residuals sure would mean a lot;
I'd pay back all these bill's I've got,
Buy human food instead of Spam,
Buy new clothes instead of second hand.
I'm not looking for mass adoration;
Just a little less humiliation.
And a new set of headshots so I don't look so fat...
Oh and by the way:
Would you like fries with that?